Plain White T’s - 1, 2, 3, 4
Addictive song.
Very addictive indeed. *there’s only 1 thing, 2 do….*
I LOVE THIS SONG LIKE FUCK.
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| Brother: | EH! You watched Twit-light already? |
| Me: | Twitlight? Parody? |
| Brother: | Nooooooooo... It's in the cinemas now. |
| Me: | TWILIGHT LAH YOU IDIOT! FUCKING DUMB LEH. |
China: The Land of Chauvinistic Men
For the first time ever in my life, I was discriminated and treated without respect just because I’m a female. Basically, unlike him I do not have things hanging out at the bottom and even if I do I wouldn’t be flinging it around. Soooo… his chauvinistic attitude irritates the hell out of me.
Case 1: I greeted him when I first saw him and he ignored me. So I thought maybe he didn’t hear me. So I didn’t bother.
Case 2: He has a extremely pregnant wife, like gonna give birth in a week. So we were in a private room where waiters and waitresses walked in and out and sometimes there aren’t even waiters or waitresses in the room. HE WANTED MORE BEER, his wife went out of the room and chased the waitress who just walked out (SHE WAS PREGNANT let me remind you again.) My dad immediately called for her to come back and sit down while the FUCKING CHAUVINISTIC ASSHOLE was laughing and drinking happily.
Case 3: He only lets his son talk, everytime I talk he would immediately shut me up. FUCKED UP.
Case 4: He forced my dad to drink an alcohol with alcohol content of 50% and then questioned me: Isn’t your dad cool? Being me I replied : I think men who drink are absolutely disgusting. AND HE DISSED ME WHEN I SAID THAT!!! I HOPE YOU DIE FROM DRINKING AND SMOKING EXCESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH.
Case 5: He went to my father’s friend house, let’s call him Jack. Jack has a wife, for this instance, Jane. Jane being really nice was preparing food and so my dad went in, greeted and helped her. The FUCKING CHAUVINISTIC ASSHOLE went in without acknowleging her presence sat down, ate her food and left. Once again without acknowleging her presence without saying thank you or anything.
Case 6: He kept praising how my brother has a dick and I don’t. Okay fine, you get what I mean.
Case 7: My dad was like randomly saying : My son’s taller than me now. It was a casual conversation with a large toothy smile. He, THE CHAUVINISTIC ASSHOLE, got so competitive he went : WATCH! MY SON WILL BE TALLER THAN ME NEXT YEAR, JUST WAIT AND SEE. Without the large toothy smile.
Do I need me to say more. This is more than enough evidence to see that he is chauvinistic. Am I not right or am I right? Men. I’m getting sick of them. What’s worst? The girls there think keeping quiet about this is being demure and lovely. I totally beg to differ. That disgusted me the most. I was googling ways to get back at him before dinner and I wanted to do it the feminist way but apparently, I don’t know how. So I decided to be mean, whenever he started smoking I would hide under my jacket start making suffocating noises and go to the toilet. Who cares, someone needs to teach chauvnists a lesson and when I meet one in the future, I’ll be more prepared:D
“I’m going to ShangHai in about 15 hours time and here I am, with sorethroat, a CONFIRMED fever and sounding like Alicia Keys. I’m singing Superwoman. ;)”
Chongaik (via flyingbytokyo)
Everyone is sick! :D Even me!
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Do you love Marvel Comics?
Teen’s ‘fantastic’ new name
A Somerset teenager has changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.
Music graduate George Garratt, 19, changed his name by deed poll online for £10, reports the Daily Telegraph.
Captain Fantastic said: “I wanted to be unique. I decided upon a theme of superheroes.”
He joins a number of people with unusually long names, including Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, a girl born in Texas in 1984.
The teenager, from Glastonbury, added that while he thought the new name was “crazy”, his grandmother was no longer speaking to him.
Man, my name should have some relation to pokemon then.
